<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-345847047272179351</id><updated>2012-02-16T00:26:46.602-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Shit You Should Know About</title><subtitle type='html'>A collection of reviews of popular culture, focusing on rock, pop, electronica, hip-hop, film, and any random topics we think are important.</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://shityoushouldknowabout.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/345847047272179351/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://shityoushouldknowabout.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>The Dungeon Crew</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04727683973676799878</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>9</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-345847047272179351.post-5929023914778405333</id><published>2009-03-02T13:38:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-03-02T13:45:38.525-08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;An Appeal to Reason&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;An Environmental Studies Undergrad’s Frustrated Rant&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;  The capitalist system works because it has mechanisms built into it to correct market failures, and to encourage both technological advancement and the availability of goods to the masses. Any company that has poor business practice will tank because of lack of consumer confidence.&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;However, this idea assumes that the consumer base is informed and educated about the ramifications, effects, and externalities of the production of a product from the cradle to the grave.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Let me tell you, when it comes to the process that gets us the shit we buy, we’re all ignorant. Go ahead and pick up your cell phone or your mouse or whatever it is in front of you that’s man made. Do you know where the materials that made it came from? Do you know what’s going to happen to it when you’re done with it? This ignorance means market failures, specifically regarding environmentalism.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Now we come to why I’m writing: The American people are in denial about the most pressing issues that has faced our species. A lifetime of Hollywood movies and an American consumerist ethos has led us to turn our backs on Global Climate Change.&lt;br /&gt;  I came across an article on Digg today about the conspiracy theory that is Global Warming. I’ll link it to you, only because I impel you to bury it.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Digg.com: &lt;a href="http://digg.com/political_opinion/Even_left_now_laughing_at_global_warming_2?t=23765047#c23772523"&gt;"Even Left Now Laughing at Global Warming"&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;For an added laugh, go through the comments section. These people are convinced they’re being lied to by a vast scientific conspiracy. What makes this so ironic is the fact that the Scientific Community is probably the least likely institution in history to lend itself to the prospect of corruption and conspiracy.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The article begins by stating that Global Warming, which it infers is the idea that the globe is going to boil over in the near future, is false, and it cites three examples of extraordinarily cold weather in various parts of the world as examples.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;“ - Nearly four inches of snow blanketed the United Arab Emirates' Jebel Jais region for just the second time in recorded history on Jan. 24. Citizens were speechless. The local dialect has no word for snowfall.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;- Dutchmen on ice skates sped past windmills as canals in Holland froze in mid-January for the first time since 1997. Defense Minister Eimert van Middelkoop, who inhabits a renovated 17th Century windmill, stumbled on the ice and fractured his wrist.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;- January saw northern Minnesota's temperatures plunge to 38 below zero, forcing ski-resort closures. A Frazee, Minnesota dog-sled race was cancelled, due to excessive snow. Snow whitened Surf City, North Carolina's beaches. Days ago, ice glazed Florida's citrus groves.”&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;  This frustrates me as an informed individual. First of all, the proper terminology is Climate Change, not Global Warming. The reason this distinction is important is because, as a whole, the global temperature is predicted by the International Panel on Climate Change to rise somewhere between 2.4 and 6.4 degrees centigrade. &lt;a href="http://knowledge.allianz.com/en/globalissues/climate_change/global_warming_basics/ipcc_report_facts.html"&gt;[source]&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This will not cause the earth to boil over. In fact, many people would probably find this temperature increase pleasurable. But Climate Change is not about us. It’s about the global ecosystem. This temperature increase will throw local climates, which rest upon the delicate relationship between the oceans, the atmosphere, and the forests, into disarray. This will lead to things like, oh, I don’t know, snowfall in Dubai?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The erratically cold weather patterns across the globe are not an indication that Global Warming is false, they are an indication that Climate Change is very, very real.&lt;br /&gt;  What gets me so worked up is that these people are convinced that Global Warming is a conspiracy theory by the left. Climate change is NOT a political issue! Climate change is a HUMAN issue.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I’m a libertarian. I believe the government that governs best is the government that can successfully govern the least while maintaining the public good. We’re not going to be very well off as a people when  San Francisco has the climate in 80 years that Tijuana has today. [&lt;a href="http://www.mmmfiles.com/index2.php?option=com_content&amp;amp;do_pdf=1&amp;amp;id=23"&gt;source&lt;/a&gt;] That’s going to kill the most lush redwood groves our beautiful countryside has. That means the deer will die, which means the cougars will die, and the coyotes will die, and the keystone predators that keep the system working will fail us. That saddens me, and I hope it saddens you, too.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Wake up, people. Don’t give in to your “common sense.” Give in to your pragmatism. Make up your mind when you’re confident you know the facts, because this issue has nuances that not enough people understand; nuances that opportunists can take advantage of to misrepresent the truth, appealing to your "common sense."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Snow is falling in Dubai. What lesson are we, as a people, going to take from this?&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/345847047272179351-5929023914778405333?l=shityoushouldknowabout.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://shityoushouldknowabout.blogspot.com/feeds/5929023914778405333/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=345847047272179351&amp;postID=5929023914778405333' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/345847047272179351/posts/default/5929023914778405333'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/345847047272179351/posts/default/5929023914778405333'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://shityoushouldknowabout.blogspot.com/2009/03/appeal-to-reason-environmental-studies.html' title=''/><author><name>The Dungeon Crew</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04727683973676799878</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-345847047272179351.post-8400331522118469594</id><published>2008-09-11T21:09:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-09-12T11:24:40.278-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Jack Johnson</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_RfTXthvx5DU/SMntDXdJHbI/AAAAAAAAAFI/zOXI7UbddVw/s1600-h/Jack_johnson_400.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 171px; height: 224px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_RfTXthvx5DU/SMntDXdJHbI/AAAAAAAAAFI/zOXI7UbddVw/s320/Jack_johnson_400.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5244983883141291442" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;- Jack Johnson had sex with your daughter and then never called her back.&lt;br /&gt;- Jack Johnson looks forward to jury duty.&lt;br /&gt;- Jack Johnson ate your cookie and said it was gross.&lt;br /&gt;- Jack Johnson's favorite kind of cereal is dry oatmeal.&lt;br /&gt;- Jack Johnson was a hall monitor.&lt;br /&gt;- Jack Johnson got drunk to go see Schindler's List and laughed the whole time.&lt;br /&gt;- Jack Johnson is a Yankee's fan.&lt;br /&gt;- Jack Johnson never liked the Simpsons.&lt;br /&gt;- Jack Johnson never thought much of the American flag.&lt;br /&gt;- Jack Johnson supports abortion. Not for the civil liberties, but because it resembles killing babies.&lt;br /&gt;- Jack Johnson swallows his gum.&lt;br /&gt;- Charlie horses are caused by listening to Jack Johnson.&lt;br /&gt;- Jack Johnson finds the sound of digital alarm clocks soothing.&lt;br /&gt;- When you bite your tongue, Jack Johnson laughs at you.&lt;br /&gt;- Jack Johnson does that thing where he points at your chest, and then when you look down at his finger, he rapes and kills your family.&lt;br /&gt;- Jack Johnson went to the farmer's market, ate all the free samples, and then didn't buy anything.&lt;br /&gt;- Jack Johnson prefers the new facebook.&lt;br /&gt;- Jack Johnson wrote his own wikipedia article.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/345847047272179351-8400331522118469594?l=shityoushouldknowabout.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://shityoushouldknowabout.blogspot.com/feeds/8400331522118469594/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=345847047272179351&amp;postID=8400331522118469594' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/345847047272179351/posts/default/8400331522118469594'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/345847047272179351/posts/default/8400331522118469594'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://shityoushouldknowabout.blogspot.com/2008/09/jack-johnson.html' title='Jack Johnson'/><author><name>The Dungeon Crew</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04727683973676799878</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_RfTXthvx5DU/SMntDXdJHbI/AAAAAAAAAFI/zOXI7UbddVw/s72-c/Jack_johnson_400.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-345847047272179351.post-7630008993882415491</id><published>2008-08-05T15:54:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2008-08-06T00:49:24.755-07:00</updated><title type='text'>New Songs</title><content type='html'>I was bored so I made a couple songs.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This first one's the most intricate chord progression I've ever done, which doesn't necessarily make it better, but I am proud of it. My solo stuff falls under the name "The Queen's Own Rifles of Canada"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The samples are from Vertigo, Brick, and Roman Holiday&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp1.blogger.com/_RfTXthvx5DU/SJjbNmqx_kI/AAAAAAAAAEY/itcYesCzjZU/s1600-h/Picture+1.png"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 208px; height: 198px;" src="http://bp1.blogger.com/_RfTXthvx5DU/SJjbNmqx_kI/AAAAAAAAAEY/itcYesCzjZU/s320/Picture+1.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5231171993955597890" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://freedownloads.last.fm/download/220458331/Let%2527s%2BSee%2BYou%2BDo%2BIt.mp3"&gt;Let's See You Do It&lt;/a&gt; (mp3)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This second one is cool because Vince Hjerpe lay down the drumbeat, emailed it to me, I did the instrumentation and chorus vocals, and my good friend Andrew Kim busted the rhymes. I'm not sure how well the distorted guitar and lo-fi pop vocals go with hip hop, but I think it's cool anyway. This was recorded under the name "Zombie Jesus"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_RfTXthvx5DU/SJlU25RTAFI/AAAAAAAAAEg/-5sc6NyCeKg/s1600-h/Album+Art.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 200px; height: 200px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_RfTXthvx5DU/SJlU25RTAFI/AAAAAAAAAEg/-5sc6NyCeKg/s320/Album+Art.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5231305744230580306" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a href="http://freedownloads.last.fm/download/220524522/Your%2BAirs%2B%2528as%2BZombie%2BJesus%2529.mp3"&gt;Your Airs (feat. AK-47)&lt;/a&gt; (mp3)&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/345847047272179351-7630008993882415491?l=shityoushouldknowabout.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://shityoushouldknowabout.blogspot.com/feeds/7630008993882415491/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=345847047272179351&amp;postID=7630008993882415491' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/345847047272179351/posts/default/7630008993882415491'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/345847047272179351/posts/default/7630008993882415491'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://shityoushouldknowabout.blogspot.com/2008/08/new-song.html' title='New Songs'/><author><name>The Dungeon Crew</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04727683973676799878</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://bp1.blogger.com/_RfTXthvx5DU/SJjbNmqx_kI/AAAAAAAAAEY/itcYesCzjZU/s72-c/Picture+1.png' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-345847047272179351.post-7651730677537431042</id><published>2008-07-11T01:29:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-07-11T02:10:50.937-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Why It's A Moot Point Whether You Hate or Love Indie</title><content type='html'>A lot of people have been talking online, mostly in favor, but also against the rise of indie music. Common complaints are that indie music is genderless and lacks the emotion of other forms of music. Others claim it's bland and all sounds the same. Another common argument is that it's pretentious, and only scene hipsters listen to it.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;All of these arguments are invalid, and I will explain why.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Firstly, I will go right on ahead and do what everyone is having such a hard time doing; define "indie music."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I did not make up this definition, it's one that's been around for ages.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Indie Musical Artist (n.) - A musical artist who has released one or more records without signing to a record label in the "Big Four" corporate music industry, who account for 85% of all record sales in the US; Universal Music Group, Sony BMG Entertainment, EMI Group, or Warner Music Group.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Now this seems obvious, but many of the scene hipsters I mentioned earlier will be quick to note that there are death metal bands and hardcore screamo bands and foreign bands and unsigned rappers who don't fall under the genre of "indie." Neither their fans nor indie music fans would say they're in the indie genre, right?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Well you're all wrong. Indie is NOT a genre. It's nowhere NEAR a genre. There are absolutely no similarities in sound between the bands !!! and Belle and Sebastian. The Decemberists would never be mistaken for LCD Soundsystem and Death From Above 1979 is not Death Cab For Cutie. They are NOT THE SAME GENRE. These bands, as well as the screamo, metal, rap, and foreign bands, all fall under the definition, so they're indie.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"Well then that definition isn't good enough!!"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Okay, give me a better one. What's that? You can't? Okay, then shut up and listen.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Whether the scenesters and the hardcore screamo fans and unsigned hip hop fans and death metal fans will admit it or not, these groups are still indie. Indie is popular for the same reason Firefox and Wikipedia and Youtube are popular. Forgive the computer lingo, but it's open source. It's created on its own and spread through word of mouth. Don't like what you hear on your speakers? Okay, you do better. If you &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;do&lt;/span&gt; manage to do better, than someone will hear it, like it, and tell other people about it. Now you're better. See how it works?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Because indie music wasn't put out by a corporation who thinks that we'd like it, and was instead popularized because it found its audience through word of mouth, indie music adapts to the needs of the listeners more readily and instantly than non-indie music.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Let's go 50 years down the line and assume that internet piracy has killed the big corporate music conglomerates. You know who's still around? Indie music. It's a noted trend that while the 4 major labels are slipping not-so-slowly towards certain death due to piracy, indie labels are nearly retaining their profits, and many are actually growing.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So that's all good and nice for us Spoon fans, but what about fans of Underoath and The Used and Alexisonfire? You guys can't stand this girly pop bullshit, right? You're tired of hearing how "awesome" this pretentious, preppy grad student coffee shop music is. Okay, so cut an album. Put it on the internet. You're not alone in your tastes. You're never alone in your tastes. If there's a type of music you like, and you think it's underrepresented in the larger music world, then do something about it! If you've got what it takes, then someone out there will listen. If you don't have what it takes, then hopefully someone else out there with a similar thought does. Odds are, if you're right, and that type of music &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;is&lt;/span&gt; underrepresented, then they're out there recording right now. You just have to find them. That's really what it means to be indie.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Now it's important to note that none of this is to say that indie is superior to non-indie. Far from it. That is not my point. If you like Kanye West, you like Kanye West. I'll be honest with you, I LOVE Kanye West, and I bought Macy Gray's albums. When Gnarls Barkley got popular, I was one of the happiest to see it. My point is that it's pointless to lament the collapse of the 4 major labels. This collapse won't change anything about the type of music that's available to us, it'll just broaden what's indie to include the types of music that once fell under the conglomerates' power. So let's stop using "indie" to mean alternative pop/rock, and let's stop using "indie" to mean pretentious hipster. Can't we just start using "indie" to mean "independent?" Or is that too far-fetched?&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/345847047272179351-7651730677537431042?l=shityoushouldknowabout.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://shityoushouldknowabout.blogspot.com/feeds/7651730677537431042/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=345847047272179351&amp;postID=7651730677537431042' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/345847047272179351/posts/default/7651730677537431042'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/345847047272179351/posts/default/7651730677537431042'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://shityoushouldknowabout.blogspot.com/2008/07/why-its-moot-point-whether-you-hate-or.html' title='Why It&apos;s A Moot Point Whether You Hate or Love Indie'/><author><name>The Dungeon Crew</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04727683973676799878</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-345847047272179351.post-703235577623751321</id><published>2008-07-07T22:06:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2008-07-07T22:06:58.965-07:00</updated><title type='text'>MAP OF THE USA DRAWN COMPLETELY FROM MEMORY</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp3.blogger.com/_RfTXthvx5DU/SHL15AHPNwI/AAAAAAAAAEQ/U6RoG4n5mWc/s1600-h/Photo+2.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 411px; height: 308px;" src="http://bp3.blogger.com/_RfTXthvx5DU/SHL15AHPNwI/AAAAAAAAAEQ/U6RoG4n5mWc/s320/Photo+2.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5220505277707532034" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;yeah...it's just proof that I'm better than you.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/345847047272179351-703235577623751321?l=shityoushouldknowabout.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://shityoushouldknowabout.blogspot.com/feeds/703235577623751321/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=345847047272179351&amp;postID=703235577623751321' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/345847047272179351/posts/default/703235577623751321'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/345847047272179351/posts/default/703235577623751321'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://shityoushouldknowabout.blogspot.com/2008/07/map-of-usa-drawn-completely-from-memory.html' title='MAP OF THE USA DRAWN COMPLETELY FROM MEMORY'/><author><name>The Dungeon Crew</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04727683973676799878</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://bp3.blogger.com/_RfTXthvx5DU/SHL15AHPNwI/AAAAAAAAAEQ/U6RoG4n5mWc/s72-c/Photo+2.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-345847047272179351.post-969341306384084457</id><published>2008-06-24T15:25:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-06-24T17:34:55.424-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Enough With The Fucking Conspiracy Theories Pt. 1</title><content type='html'>I consider myself a liberal democrat. Hell, I was raised in the Castro in San Francisco and am a sophomore at UC Santa Cruz. But that doesn't mean I'll just sit by and let fellow liberals make us all look like we're crazy.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;In my day, I've heard enough conspiracy theories to make me not believe in gravity. While it takes a lot for me to believe any of them, it doesn't take a lot for me to hear them out, because hell, if they're really totally bullshit than there should be a way of telling, right?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So here's my first installment in my crusade to debunk the debunkers.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I stumbled upon a youtube video called "&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Laser Targeting UAV, Evidence of Military &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Technology on 9/11&lt;/span&gt;"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Scary, right? It makes sense if you take it at face value from a cynical liberal standpoint. Who's benefited the most from the September 11th attacks? The Middle East certainly hasn't. Our economy certainly hasn't. The Bush Administration's approval ratings undeniably have.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;That doesn't make it true, though. What if they just got lucky?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Here's the video in question:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/dr4BJ89Df5Q&amp;amp;hl=en"&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/dr4BJ89Df5Q&amp;amp;hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Seems reasonable enough. The US Government has been using laser guidance systems in their missiles and bombs since the Vietnam War.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;But then why does the laser swoop across the tower so sloppily? If it behaved like it did, the laser would have been visible to the missile/airplane only during the few moments before impact, making the benefit of such a system pointless, as the missile's trajectory was already carrying it directly into the tower.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Well, maybe the UAV was sloppy, or maybe the camera only caught the final moments of the laser's path, or maybe I'm wrong for some other reason I didn't think of. Okay, I'll cede that. But look how the dot goes across the face of the "neighboring building."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;That building is in the foreground. It's on the banks of the East River, while the towers stood on the Hudson. That's half a mile.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Here are some images:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This is the view from where the camera was. The towers would stand roughly in the middle of the image, in the background:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_RfTXthvx5DU/SGF4GFW85qI/AAAAAAAAACY/aCCFeNONjaM/s1600-h/Picture+3.png"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_RfTXthvx5DU/SGF4GFW85qI/AAAAAAAAACY/aCCFeNONjaM/s320/Picture+3.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5215581889384736418" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Now here's another view, a birds-eye one, of downtown Manhattan Island. See the "neighboring building" at the shore on the bottom? See ground zero? Near the top, on the left-middle?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_RfTXthvx5DU/SGF4WbLlmgI/AAAAAAAAACg/Sdt_jiidPvc/s1600-h/Picture+4.png"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_RfTXthvx5DU/SGF4WbLlmgI/AAAAAAAAACg/Sdt_jiidPvc/s320/Picture+4.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5215582170120559106" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;In this image the "neigboring building" is all the way on the right, the towers would stand all the way on the left. Kinda far, no?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_RfTXthvx5DU/SGF5H77NowI/AAAAAAAAACo/4ZUvoiIX3jw/s1600-h/Picture+5.png"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_RfTXthvx5DU/SGF5H77NowI/AAAAAAAAACo/4ZUvoiIX3jw/s320/Picture+5.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5215583020723839746" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;In fact, somewhere around a half a mile.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_RfTXthvx5DU/SGF5xJghR-I/AAAAAAAAAC4/i7wEz5Y9WCY/s1600-h/Picture+11.png"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_RfTXthvx5DU/SGF5xJghR-I/AAAAAAAAAC4/i7wEz5Y9WCY/s320/Picture+11.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5215583728744613858" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;But look how fast the laser travels from the face of one building to the next:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;1.&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_RfTXthvx5DU/SGGHGHkmobI/AAAAAAAAAD4/Ky8SGLf4Fi4/s1600-h/Picture+14.png"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_RfTXthvx5DU/SGGHGHkmobI/AAAAAAAAAD4/Ky8SGLf4Fi4/s320/Picture+14.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5215598382653284786" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;2.&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_RfTXthvx5DU/SGGHCIpq2KI/AAAAAAAAADw/sWzgT4F8mqA/s1600-h/Picture+15.png"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 194px; height: 114px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_RfTXthvx5DU/SGGHCIpq2KI/AAAAAAAAADw/sWzgT4F8mqA/s320/Picture+15.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5215598314223491234" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;That means whoever was aiming the thing, assuming this laser bullshit is true, was somewhere in this direction.&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_RfTXthvx5DU/SGF6SJeXd6I/AAAAAAAAADA/LtGIh4amU1o/s1600-h/Picture+10.png"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_RfTXthvx5DU/SGF6SJeXd6I/AAAAAAAAADA/LtGIh4amU1o/s1600-h/Picture+10.png"&gt; &lt;/a&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_RfTXthvx5DU/SGF6SJeXd6I/AAAAAAAAADA/LtGIh4amU1o/s1600-h/Picture+10.png"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_RfTXthvx5DU/SGF6SJeXd6I/AAAAAAAAADA/LtGIh4amU1o/s320/Picture+10.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5215584295671265186" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The way the laser traced across the face of both buildings means that the aimer had to constantly be at or above the position of the camerman, and could not have been moving across the sky, as the author of the video claims, unless the UAV was lower than 1,000 feet above the cameraman at the moment the beam switched from the smoke plume to the face of the "neigboring building."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This means that the UAV, if spotted from Broadway street, was traveling in the same direction as the aircraft that struck the tower. This doesn't make much sense with regards to the reasoning behind laser-guided systems.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Here's an approximation of the only possible trajectory the UAV could have taken (moving from bottom to top, with the point of impact of the airliner being the very bottom point)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_RfTXthvx5DU/SGGReGB0UYI/AAAAAAAAAEI/X9U217rPyGU/s1600-h/Picture+16.png"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_RfTXthvx5DU/SGGReGB0UYI/AAAAAAAAAEI/X9U217rPyGU/s320/Picture+16.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5215609789672083842" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Here's the flight path of the airliner (the point of impact being the topmost point:)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_RfTXthvx5DU/SGGQ8gkfBjI/AAAAAAAAAEA/15GiSEByE-U/s1600-h/Picture+17.png"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_RfTXthvx5DU/SGGQ8gkfBjI/AAAAAAAAAEA/15GiSEByE-U/s320/Picture+17.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5215609212681258546" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;UAVs almost always take perpendicular paths to their targets, and if their target was vertical, like the face of a skyscraper, that would put it above the New York Harbor, which is impossible given the path the lazer beam takes.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Also if you look at the video you can see that the UAV is two birds flying together, because in successive frames the wings are flapping.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Wings down...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_RfTXthvx5DU/SGF_E40Gk-I/AAAAAAAAADQ/l-gOH_8pMJA/s1600-h/Picture+12.png"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_RfTXthvx5DU/SGF_E40Gk-I/AAAAAAAAADQ/l-gOH_8pMJA/s320/Picture+12.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5215589565418869730" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;...wings up.&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_RfTXthvx5DU/SGF_V1PSeSI/AAAAAAAAADY/tjxIAMnndug/s1600-h/Picture+13.png"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_RfTXthvx5DU/SGF_V1PSeSI/AAAAAAAAADY/tjxIAMnndug/s320/Picture+13.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5215589856516929826" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Which seems more likely? That the Bush administration is competent enough to hide a blatant and ridiculously well-photographed lie from the American public or that a terrorist attack on American soil has been over-analyzed? Keep in mind, it's the Bush administration we're talking about. The guy was almost assassinated by salty delicious pretzels.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/345847047272179351-969341306384084457?l=shityoushouldknowabout.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://shityoushouldknowabout.blogspot.com/feeds/969341306384084457/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=345847047272179351&amp;postID=969341306384084457' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/345847047272179351/posts/default/969341306384084457'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/345847047272179351/posts/default/969341306384084457'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://shityoushouldknowabout.blogspot.com/2008/06/enough-with-fucking-conspiracy-theories.html' title='Enough With The Fucking Conspiracy Theories Pt. 1'/><author><name>The Dungeon Crew</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04727683973676799878</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_RfTXthvx5DU/SGF4GFW85qI/AAAAAAAAACY/aCCFeNONjaM/s72-c/Picture+3.png' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-345847047272179351.post-3100197343250702975</id><published>2008-05-30T15:06:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-06-03T13:27:38.534-07:00</updated><title type='text'>The 10 Best YouTube Videos of All Time</title><content type='html'>This is an interesting post to write, because, since the titling system on YouTube.com is less than stellar, I am assuming the right to title these videos myself.&lt;br /&gt;My friends told me about some of these videos, my sister, my father, some of them I came across myself, and some were uncovered via the nifty little tool that is &lt;a href="http://www.stumbleupon.com/"&gt;StumbleUpon.&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So, let's get started...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Checking in at number 10: &lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"&gt;NYC Helicopter Crash&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"&gt;.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object height="355" width="425"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/MSUgp7Cm1N0&amp;amp;hl=en"&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/MSUgp7Cm1N0&amp;amp;hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" height="355" width="425"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I wouldn't have included this if I wasn't sure everyone survived. Amazing.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;______________________________&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;No. 9: &lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"&gt;Take It To The Next Level&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"&gt;&lt;object height="355" width="425"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/7_Z3D1535Jo&amp;amp;hl=en"&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/7_Z3D1535Jo&amp;amp;hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" height="355" width="425"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"&gt;You KNOW I rode those jet skis in Cabo, broseph.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;______________________________&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Number Eight: &lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"&gt;Never Before Seen GI Joe PSA&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"&gt;&lt;object height="355" width="425"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/1eA3XCvrK90&amp;amp;hl=en"&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/1eA3XCvrK90&amp;amp;hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" height="355" width="425"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;An old GI Joe PSA dubbed over with nonsense. Sometimes the best things ever don't make any sense.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;______________________________&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Numero Sept: &lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"&gt;If Tintin were Scottish...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object height="355" width="425"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Dj6M5DKWVhY&amp;amp;hl=en"&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Dj6M5DKWVhY&amp;amp;hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" height="355" width="425"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You may not understand this video if you never read Tintin or saw the cartoon, but if you do, it's priceless.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;______________________________&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Number Five: &lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"&gt;The Mantage&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object height="355" width="425"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/JvltzwkUEEA&amp;amp;hl=en"&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/JvltzwkUEEA&amp;amp;hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" height="355" width="425"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;These men have more balls than anyone can or will ever hope to have.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;______________________________&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;TOP FOUR: I DIDN'T STOP LAUGHING FOR A FEW MINUTES AFTER SEEING THESE&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Number Four: &lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"&gt;The Best Soccer Goal Ever&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object height="355" width="425"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/55j-irFSGDs&amp;amp;hl=en"&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/55j-irFSGDs&amp;amp;hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" height="355" width="425"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"&gt;This video was seen widely on the internet a few years ago, as it should be. It's fucking hilarious. I couldn't stop laughing&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;______________________________&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Number Three: &lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"&gt;Gymnastics Accident&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object height="355" width="425"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/B_ImKRC-KXI&amp;amp;hl=en"&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/B_ImKRC-KXI&amp;amp;hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" height="355" width="425"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"&gt;Like a fucking cartoon or some shit.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;______________________________&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Number Two: &lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"&gt;The Talking Goat&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object height="355" width="425"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/HMZIbRjmodc&amp;amp;hl=en"&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/HMZIbRjmodc&amp;amp;hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" height="355" width="425"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"&gt;Wh- Wh- WHAAAAAA - Wh WHAAAAAA&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;______________________________&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And finally, NUMBER ONE: &lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"&gt;Ah-Waa&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object height="355" width="425"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/jcQ-htOZkq0&amp;amp;hl=en"&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/jcQ-htOZkq0&amp;amp;hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" height="355" width="425"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"&gt;HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:78%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"&gt;anthony albert&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/345847047272179351-3100197343250702975?l=shityoushouldknowabout.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://shityoushouldknowabout.blogspot.com/feeds/3100197343250702975/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=345847047272179351&amp;postID=3100197343250702975' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/345847047272179351/posts/default/3100197343250702975'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/345847047272179351/posts/default/3100197343250702975'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://shityoushouldknowabout.blogspot.com/2008/05/10-best-youtube-videos-of-all-time.html' title='The 10 Best YouTube Videos of All Time'/><author><name>The Dungeon Crew</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04727683973676799878</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-345847047272179351.post-6420209198801622053</id><published>2008-05-30T13:12:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-05-30T14:54:25.711-07:00</updated><title type='text'>The 10 Best Music Videos of All Time</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;10 - The Black Keys: &lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"&gt;Your Touch&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object height="355" width="425"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/dKXlgISd3iA&amp;amp;hl=en"&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/dKXlgISd3iA&amp;amp;hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" height="355" width="425"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Makes absolutely no sense, is completely ridiculous, and just totally awesome.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;9 - The Pharcyde: &lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"&gt;Drop&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object height="355" width="425"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/co3qMdkucM0&amp;amp;hl=en"&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/co3qMdkucM0&amp;amp;hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" height="355" width="425"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The first time I watched this, it took me a minute to figure out what was going on.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;8 - The White Stripes: &lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"&gt;Fell in Love with a Girl&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object height="355" width="425"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/XRDi67G0Siw&amp;amp;hl=en"&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/XRDi67G0Siw&amp;amp;hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" height="355" width="425"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Must have taken fucking forever to make, even if it &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;wasn't&lt;/span&gt; amazing in every way, it would be on this list just for the effort.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;7 - Arcade Fire: &lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"&gt;Neon Bible&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object height="355" width="425"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/wjxef8AfVQg&amp;amp;hl=en"&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/wjxef8AfVQg&amp;amp;hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" height="355" width="425"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Done for the French website blogotheque.net in Paris&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;6 - Gorillaz: &lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"&gt;Clint Eastwood&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object height="355" width="425"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/qpDer9wdUEw&amp;amp;hl=en"&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/qpDer9wdUEw&amp;amp;hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" height="355" width="425"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I first saw this on MTV in France in 2001, and the song was stuck in my head for the next 7 years.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;5 - Of Montreal: &lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"&gt;Wraith Pinned to the Mist and Other Games&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object height="355" width="425"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/L8cCPH1qnYI&amp;amp;hl=en"&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/L8cCPH1qnYI&amp;amp;hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" height="355" width="425"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Completely ridiculous video, and pretty hilarious to boot. Somehow makes me wanna eat at outback...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;4 - Fatboy Slim: &lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"&gt;Weapon of Choice&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object height="355" width="425"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/aZbckwYY9r4&amp;amp;hl=en"&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/aZbckwYY9r4&amp;amp;hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" height="355" width="425"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Who knew Christopher Walken had it in him?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;3. Skatt Bros.: &lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"&gt;Life At The Outpost&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object height="355" width="425"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/eLTLbwT5CKc&amp;amp;hl=en"&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/eLTLbwT5CKc&amp;amp;hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" height="355" width="425"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I don't expect you to watch the whole thing.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;2 - Battles: &lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"&gt;Atlas&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object height="355" width="425"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/IpGp-22t0lU&amp;amp;hl=en"&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/IpGp-22t0lU&amp;amp;hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" height="355" width="425"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;My friend Sean swears he had this exact idea for a music video years ago.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;1 - Blur: &lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"&gt;Coffee &amp;amp; TV&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object height="355" width="425"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/kWUil383us4&amp;amp;hl=en"&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/kWUil383us4&amp;amp;hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" height="355" width="425"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;No question in my mind that this is the finest music video ever made. It has it all: sex, poverty, violence, dairy...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:78%;"&gt;anthony albert&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object height="355" width="425"&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/345847047272179351-6420209198801622053?l=shityoushouldknowabout.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://shityoushouldknowabout.blogspot.com/feeds/6420209198801622053/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=345847047272179351&amp;postID=6420209198801622053' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/345847047272179351/posts/default/6420209198801622053'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/345847047272179351/posts/default/6420209198801622053'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://shityoushouldknowabout.blogspot.com/2008/05/10-best-music-videos-of-all-time.html' title='The 10 Best Music Videos of All Time'/><author><name>The Dungeon Crew</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04727683973676799878</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-345847047272179351.post-8943349865676339494</id><published>2008-05-23T13:37:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-05-23T14:32:51.375-07:00</updated><title type='text'>The 10 Best Indie Albums of All Time</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);font-size:85%;" &gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_RfTXthvx5DU/SDczJ5CDI_I/AAAAAAAAAAM/wIgNC3k0J1w/s1600-h/51pGvzoqumL._SL500_AA240_.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_RfTXthvx5DU/SDczJ5CDI_I/AAAAAAAAAAM/wIgNC3k0J1w/s200/51pGvzoqumL._SL500_AA240_.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5203684139471152114" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;10. &lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;flake music – &lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"&gt;when you land here, it’s time to return&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;    In Albuquerque, NM, in 1997, a small band called Flake Music recorded a full-length LP titled When You Land Here, It’s Time to Return. Despite receiving almost no mention in any publication, the record put forward a repertoire of remarkably innovative takes on pop conventions.&lt;br /&gt;    The sound can be compared to Weezer in its calmer stages, or a more carefree Built to Spill, but it’s the lead singer’s kind, boyish yet confident voice that brings it all together.&lt;br /&gt;    This singer, a young man named James Mercer, would later start a side project called the Shins. So excited was Mercer about this side project that he replaced all of its original members with the former members of Flake Music – each and every one of them.&lt;br /&gt;____________________________________________________________________&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_RfTXthvx5DU/SDc0z5CDJGI/AAAAAAAAABE/5vXrGv6Cgxw/s1600-h/Broom-by-Someone-Still-Loves-You-Boris-Yeltsin_59255_full.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_RfTXthvx5DU/SDc0z5CDJGI/AAAAAAAAABE/5vXrGv6Cgxw/s200/Broom-by-Someone-Still-Loves-You-Boris-Yeltsin_59255_full.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5203685960537285730" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;9. &lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;someone still loves you boris yeltsin – &lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"&gt;broom&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;    Pitchfork Media has done a lot of good for indie music. It essentially “made” shining indie successes such as Arcade Fire and Clap Your Hands Say Yeah. However, they’ve also brushed aside more than their share of promising bands.&lt;br /&gt;    Cold War Kids overcame their poor Pitchfork review and became relatively popular, garnering some radio play and mainstream media attention. A small lo-fi pop band from Springfield, Missouri had it a bit harder.&lt;br /&gt;    Pitchfork claimed Someone Still Loves You Boris Yeltsin’s debut album, Broom, re-released by PolyVinyl Records in 2005 after its initial recording in 2004, was too derisive of established pop paradigms. While it’s true that the sound begs a comparison to the Shins, Weezer, Belle and Sebastian, or Of Montreal, it’s a mix of the old that comes out sounding sparklingly new.&lt;br /&gt;    It’s catchy in a way I haven’t heard before. It’s none too self-serious, but it gets stuck in your head and refuses to leave. It’s okay, though, because it’s a tenant I don’t mind putting up with.&lt;br /&gt;Despite their hard times since the Pitchfork review, the band is still recording, releasing their follow-up, the equally as pleasing Pershing, in 2008.&lt;br /&gt;____________________________________________________________________&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_RfTXthvx5DU/SDc0fJCDJEI/AAAAAAAAAA0/Q7-MvjkZu24/s1600-h/2614.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_RfTXthvx5DU/SDc0fJCDJEI/AAAAAAAAAA0/Q7-MvjkZu24/s200/2614.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5203685604055000130" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;8.&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;built to spill – &lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"&gt;keep it like a secret&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;    Not terribly many people have heard of Built to Spill – almost as few as can name the capital of Idaho. Both are kept like well-guarded secrets.&lt;br /&gt;    The capitol of Idaho is Boise, where Built to Spill hails from, and the fact is, Doug Martsch’s voice is about as traditionally beautiful as his facial hair (a big fat bushy beard.)&lt;br /&gt;    It’s his guitar work that convinces you to give the band a shot, and after a while you start to understand why he does what he does with his vocals. It all works in a way that eludes description.     It’s an odd concoction, born of the Nirvana era, sounding, as I would put it, like “grunge-pop”; pop melodies played on highly distorted electric rock instruments.&lt;br /&gt;    In an era where guitar heroes are few and far between, Martsch reminds you what it sounds like to rock. And rock he does. As a matter of fact, both Issac Brock of Modest Mouse and Ben Gibbard of Death Cab for Cutie have cited Martsch’s work as a direct influence.&lt;br /&gt;____________________________________________________________________&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_RfTXthvx5DU/SDc0XZCDJDI/AAAAAAAAAAs/ARrT9VooSLg/s1600-h/B0001I2CDY.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_RfTXthvx5DU/SDc0XZCDJDI/AAAAAAAAAAs/ARrT9VooSLg/s200/B0001I2CDY.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5203685470911013938" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;7. &lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;modest mouse – &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0); font-weight: bold;"&gt;the moon and antarctica&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;    In 1993, in Issaquah, Washington, Issac Brock started an alternative rock band called Modest Mouse, after an obscure passage from an obscure Virginia Woolf piece.&lt;br /&gt;    Allusive is a good adjective to describe Modest Mouse. Others would be dark, poetic, oddly sobering yet reassuring at the same time. Brock tells stories of the world’s inherent despair, with flashes of acceptance or optimism, over his distinct guitar hooks that make me reminisce about the Pixies.&lt;br /&gt;    The Moon and Antarctica is Modest Mouse’s masterpiece. It’s dark, depressing, and heavy, and it will always have a place in my heart. Whenever life’s troubles bring me down, this album speaks volumes to me about the way the world works. The band came into its own with this brilliant work, and it should be on every CD rack from Issaquah to Tokyo.&lt;br /&gt;____________________________________________________________________&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_RfTXthvx5DU/SDc1D5CDJII/AAAAAAAAABU/RlcTbJ-il1s/s1600-h/neutral%2Bmilk%2Bhotel%2B-%2Bin%2Bthe%2Baeroplane%2Bover%2Bthe%2Bsea.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_RfTXthvx5DU/SDc1D5CDJII/AAAAAAAAABU/RlcTbJ-il1s/s200/neutral%2Bmilk%2Bhotel%2B-%2Bin%2Bthe%2Baeroplane%2Bover%2Bthe%2Bsea.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5203686235415192706" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;6. &lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;neutral milk hotel – &lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"&gt;in the aeroplane over the sea&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;    In an era when alternative meant electric guitar, an in-your-face style and standard 4-piece rock bands, an obscure folk band from Louisiana released their second of two full-length albums that, in its context of time, can be described as completely alien.&lt;br /&gt;    It was a band called Neutral Milk Hotel, and this second album, called In The Aeroplane Over The Sea, that was their masterpiece.&lt;br /&gt;Between the simple one-acoustic-guitar folk chord progressions and the lush, full horn sections, accordion craft, and musical saw (yes, musical saw), is the birth of a paradigm. If you were to trace the rebirth of folk in popular music back to its roots, you would find this album.&lt;br /&gt;    It’s a sort of concept album, based around chief lyricist and composer Jeff Magnum’s recurring nightmares about the holocaust, and he pulls it off in the most heart-wrenching way imaginable (The only girl I’ve ever loved / was born with roses in her eyes / but then they buried her alive one evening 1945, with just her sister at her side / and only weeks before the guns all came and rained on everyone … and it’s so sad to see / the world agree / that they’d rather see their faces filled with flies / when I’d want to see white roses in her eyes).&lt;br /&gt;    His vocals are not beautiful in any traditional sense, but that just makes it strike home even harder, and the crashing drums mixed with the pure beauty of the folk masterpieces he composes work in a way that calls to mind the realization that the world was never as kind a place as we’d like to think.&lt;br /&gt;    This album was the birth of modern folk music.&lt;br /&gt;____________________________________________________________________&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_RfTXthvx5DU/SDc0p5CDJFI/AAAAAAAAAA8/X53q1usVxZ4/s1600-h/Arctic-Monkeys-Whatever-People-S-347308.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_RfTXthvx5DU/SDc0p5CDJFI/AAAAAAAAAA8/X53q1usVxZ4/s200/Arctic-Monkeys-Whatever-People-S-347308.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5203685788738593874" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;5. &lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;arctic monkeys – &lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"&gt;whatever people say i am, that’s what i’m not&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;    Between the early 1990s and the early 2000s, alternative rock split off into two different disciplines: indie and pop-punk. The latter became more mainstream, as it was easier for the media to comprehend as “alternative,” and it gained nearly a monopoly on radio play of rock music, but in the process ceased to resemble the principle or sound of the classics of the golden age of punk rock. Indie retained its integrity a little better, but in the process ceased to have the testes that alternative rock used to have.&lt;br /&gt;    The line between the two styles was divisive and definite. That is, at least, until Arctic Monkeys, a true punk band out of Sheffield, England, came onto the scene.&lt;br /&gt;    We all miss the Clash and the Ramones, and from their sound, I’d venture a guess that these jumpy Brits miss them, too. The drums are punchy and masterful. The guitar and vocals are angry but never depressed, like a drunken football fan after a match between England and France.&lt;br /&gt;    That’s a good way to describe this type of punk – drunken. This jumpy, drunken punk was absent from the scene for too long, and now that it’s back, the Clash would be truly proud.&lt;br /&gt;____________________________________________________________________&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_RfTXthvx5DU/SDczU5CDJAI/AAAAAAAAAAU/sFW_UunrVp4/s1600-h/200px-Pixies-Doolittle.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_RfTXthvx5DU/SDczU5CDJAI/AAAAAAAAAAU/sFW_UunrVp4/s200/200px-Pixies-Doolittle.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5203684328449713154" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;4. &lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;pixies –&lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"&gt; doolittle&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;    The 1980s saw its fair share of trends. In a time when neon was king and you weren’t a man unless you had a mullet or a studded belt, a band from Boston tossed off its shackles of time and recorded an album from a couple decades in the future.&lt;br /&gt;    Anyone who’s seen Fight Club has heard “Where Is My Mind?”, a track not featured on this album. But it’s the mix of punk, classic rock, beauty, and rage behind tracks like “Hey,” “Debaser,” or “I Bleed” that makes this band the creators of modern indie rock.&lt;br /&gt;    You wouldn’t guess 80s from just listening to their music, or even from looking at their photograph, and this is the way I like it. It’s a band without an era, and they gave birth to an era. Nirvana, Modest Mouse, and just about any other rock band with any backbone owes what they know to the Pixies.&lt;br /&gt;____________________________________________________________________&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_RfTXthvx5DU/SDc0PJCDJCI/AAAAAAAAAAk/uOTMweYCRt0/s1600-h/Funeral-Arcade_Fire.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_RfTXthvx5DU/SDc0PJCDJCI/AAAAAAAAAAk/uOTMweYCRt0/s200/Funeral-Arcade_Fire.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5203685329177093154" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;3. &lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;arcade fire – &lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"&gt;funeral&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;    “Emo,” as a term, at the time of the release of this album, was essentially an insult. Nobody wanted to look emo or talk emo or listen to emo music. But it was a mix of truly emo kids residing in Montreal, QC, who would record one of the most emotionally powerful and moving albums of all time.&lt;br /&gt;    Singing in a mix of mostly English and partly French are husband and wife vocalists Win Butler and Regine Chassagne, the former a former Texan, the latter a Haitian.&lt;br /&gt;    The band uses any instrument you wouldn’t think of offhand, and a few you would, but it sounds like the instruments they chose were built to be played in their songs. Sounding at times like David Byrne and a times like the London Philharmonic, they grab you by the heart and drag you down an icy Canada street by the light of turn-of-the-century gas street lamps, and it’s done in a more sincere way than any album that comes to mind.&lt;br /&gt;____________________________________________________________________&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_RfTXthvx5DU/SDc06JCDJHI/AAAAAAAAABM/GEuFel_CFO0/s1600-h/clapyourhandssayyeah.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_RfTXthvx5DU/SDc06JCDJHI/AAAAAAAAABM/GEuFel_CFO0/s200/clapyourhandssayyeah.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5203686067911468146" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;2. &lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;clap your hands say yeah – &lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"&gt;clap your hands say yeah&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;    The term “indie” itself is rather indefinable. Some take it to mean disjointed from the mainstream, but this excludes bands like the Strokes or the White Stripes. Some call it a genre, but how can bands like Beirut and !!! possibly be in the same genre? Some say it means anything with a completely new sound, but then bands like the Pipettes are at a loss.&lt;br /&gt;    One thing is certain, though: whatever indie is, Clap Your Hands Say Yeah are indie. Their eponymous debut was recorded in an apartment in Brooklyn and put onto compact disc on a tiny scale by the band itself. They sold out of their original pressing and used the profits to press more. Without ever signing to a record label, they were named the Hot Band of 2005 by Rolling Stone Magazine.&lt;br /&gt;    It’s vocalist Alec Ounsworth’s vocal style that separates CYHSY from similar lo-fi rock-pop concoctions. He deliberately cracks his voice in a squeal/wail that sounds like David Byrne going through puberty, and it works perfectly. Some call it butchering music, but it’s worked, and I can’t stop listening.    It’s a perfect album, with every track good enough for the radio play it will rarely, if ever, get.&lt;br /&gt;____________________________________________________________________&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_RfTXthvx5DU/SDc0C5CDJBI/AAAAAAAAAAc/yqGfyt-DFeQ/s1600-h/606px-Belle_And_Sebastian_-_If_You%27re_Feeling_Sinister-7003321.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_RfTXthvx5DU/SDc0C5CDJBI/AAAAAAAAAAc/yqGfyt-DFeQ/s200/606px-Belle_And_Sebastian_-_If_You%27re_Feeling_Sinister-7003321.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5203685118723695634" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;1. &lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;belle and sebastian – &lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"&gt;if you’re feeling sinister&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;    In 1996, in Glasgow, Scotland, amidst the era of brit-pop and stadium rock revival in the UK, a group of college students recorded two albums as a school project, and released 1,000 copies of each on the school’s record label.&lt;br /&gt;    One was called Tigermilk, the other, If You’re Feeling Sinister. Both are amazing, but Sinister takes the cake as the pinnacle and father of twee pop (a label the band rejects, but hell, who are they kidding?).&lt;br /&gt;    Lead vocalist and composer Stuart Murdoch’s soft, carefree voice tells tales of childhood troubles, told largely from the perspective of secondary school aged young men and women, dealing with the problems of the real world.&lt;br /&gt;    Their sound is disjointed from their lyrics (She was into S&amp;amp;M and bible studies / not everyone’s cup of tea, she would have meant to me / not everyone’s cup of tea she would have meant to no one) but it works amazingly. It’s a cross-section of life as an adolescent, and it’s something that anyone who speaks a language can relate to.&lt;br /&gt;    The band rejected fame, often refusing interviews and TV appearances that would have made them world famous, for better or for worse. Nonetheless, they are recognized the world over by those few who know their importance. 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